Smile

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Brag

You who worship false idols and yourself
You once dominated, boastful with a five years plan
The sea waters are swarming around you
Threatening your life
You dropped filth on the world
Threatening our life
Filth will drop on you
The whales are hungry after you
They will destroy you
Convert now tell the truth
Erect a pyramid of new skills

Zoo

The human world is a big Zoo.What animal are you? There is honey through my hair and sliding down my back. Honey is massaged into my body every day at 16.00 hours. I am a racehorse and I love every day especially when honey comes my way. Why honey, because it makes my mane shine. I did not feel like a racehorse this morning I felt more like a donkey. When I think of bankers, panting large tigers pop into my mind. I mean you would not associate a banker with a sheep now would you? So if you are in a funny mood why not take this idea and let it grow legs but don't forget to mention where the idea originated from now will you!

Heat

My next door neighbours are politicians. They are at it again. I looked out my window this morning and the steam was rising from their window. Their home is heated to a sweltering 100F so they can grow Pineapples. Pineapples need lots of heat so they are going bananas to grow pineapples. You never know what goes on behind closed doors. I would prefer if they spent more time speaking in the name of what is right and true.  

Sin

Massive transformations are taking place in Ireland and around the world. We are living through unusual times. We have to adapt to change. Are our change leaders in Europe full of  wisdom and knowledge?  Minsters occupy a unique position of power. These people are portrayed as its zenith. You and I know that is an illusion such power may lead to poverty and death. What about the people who are suffering in Greece? Austerity is killing people. Politicians don't turn a blind eye. Are you immune to making wrong decisions? The crisis is complex. Our leaders are lost in a web?

You have a legitimate role to play, do not be intellectually silenced. Plug in and play your part. Let your voice be loud and heard. I  feel shocked and rattled by the world news. How do you feel?  The media have a true role to play but neuro marketing which transmits doom and gloom depresses the mind. The world that we know is changing before our eyes. Parts of that world are no longer useful. It is neither sad or joyful. I need to step in and learn new. Nothing is permanent not even the world. If I sense a feeling of equality and fairer distribution of wealth are emerging such possibilities are inspiring. I hope a new beauty is born.

Sad

Ireland had some very tough times during the last 100 years. We are a mixed up race. At one stage or another 2% of the population ended up in asylums. The professional educated elite were the best in the world to lock people up. When a farmer married and wanted to get rid of his brother or sister who lived at home, he  by hook had them committed to an asylum. The Lunacy Act protected the elite. The family was the most dangerous place to be. The way people were raised was the source of much mental illness. Doctors did not know how  to diagnose or treat patients, tablets did not exist. Doctors experimented and many people died horrific deaths. It was a male dominated society.

Sour

There are two sides to every disagreement.
A couple gave out to me over the behaviour of a third party.
There is a reason when someone behaves in a strange way.
Some weeks later at a conference I met this person. She related a story which took place months ago. An event happened when they were together and the couple treated her sourly. A telephone call arrived he took it while his partner talked out loud turned on and up the radio. It was to drown out the telephone conversation. No explanation was given such as an apology, it was as if it never happened and the journey continued to the final destination. This left the third party with a very sour feeling towards this couple. If you were the third party how would you react?

Sting

Help! Someone is stealing from me.
Reports are raining in about a copy of this blog decorated with advertising dancing around the web.
You experts who visit for tea please give me advise as to how I should resolve this issue. Thank YOU!